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Breaking News Whywesocrap announce major investment

The Whywesocrap Aluminium Company and Chinese Restaurant and Takeaway announced major investment today. Company Spokesman Lang Shang Diddly I Po unveiled their new state of the art offices to an excited crowd of hastily gathered political internees and forced labour detainees. “ These new offices close to Shanghai (only 4000 miles away by dirt track) in the Tangai Mountains will give us excellent links with the err um err somewhere. This significant investment of nearly 500 Yuan (73 dollars) is a further show of Whywesocrap’s long term strategic aim to be one of the major independent suppliers of aluminium extrusions in the world, and underpins strong confidence both in the company’s long term finances and increasing market optimism. “ Whywesocrap Proudly crap for three generations

Just when you thought it was safe….just when all the charges have been dropped….just when you thought he had gone….he’s back coming soon to a screen near you in September….Whywesocrap The Movie, a movie of pure sordid horror...