Simmal Blog
June 2008
15/06/2008
The Boys are back in town
Living TV’s quest for next years top model took an unexpected turn today when details were leaked of five of the chosen finalists. Pictured here from left to right are Phil Bailey, Danny and Liam McGuire, Chris Lever and Ellis Cheers. Photographed recently at the 25th Anniversary Dinner this is definitely one for the ladies.
This is Jacqui Newton our TV Correspondent for News at Simmal at the Home of Aluminium
13/06/2008
Big Brother
Dyah foor thousand nane hoondred an atie ate in the big youngen Ookshott hoose . Bernie is bi…… the kitchen, Tawny is in the lookshurry bedroom, lucia is preening worself by the stowed length meera and diven you gnaw geordie is noowhere te be foond, probably having a sneaky tab beheend the roobish skip. Barry, canny lad, has been in the dayarry room for 17 dyahs, ate whores and sexteen minits cos the hoosemates hev barrickaided him in awhey thee ootsaide Having feeled the weekly task of processing enough metal, the hoosemates will be on a beersick boojit. Frank is up for heaveviction with ateteen nomineashons, even thaw there are ornley sexteen hoosemates, and will fierce heaveviction in fave dyahs tame. Who gauze? You decaide….
This is our Jacqui Newton our Big Brother correspondent for News at Simmal at the Home of Aluminium
06/06/2008
The day after the night before
Rumours of a late night, binge drinking and heavier hangovers following the Gala Dinner were dismissed in a press release earlier today “service was as normal” said a somewhat bleary eyed John Simmons “and any comments to the contrary from our competitors will be met with a robust defence.” A leaked photo later in the day did tend to be at odds with the official line, but this was later identified as a new lunchtime meditation class tutored by none other than Barry “the milkman” himself”
This is Lucia LBW Westhead our Social Correspondent, for News at Simmal, at the Home of Aluminium
05/06/2008
Shock first Pictures from 25th Gala Dinner
Years of fast lane living finally catch up with Financial Director Sue Simmons (51)pictured left. More to follow
This is Lucia Westhead, our court correspondent for News at SImmal at the Home of Aluminium
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