Simmal Blog
October 2009
29/10/2009
A face only a mother could love
The myth that all babies are beautiful was seriously challenged recently when in support of breast awareness (like men need awareness?) a spot the baby competition was organised at the Home of Aluminium. With a number of submissions (parental caution was advised) the “Guess who” board was reminiscent of a crowd scene from the Bride of Chucky. However one outstanding entrant sporting a Prodigy style haircut, years ahead of its time did stand out. Though cheated from first prize in the competition those early striking good looks have remained his constant companion to this day; who is he?...unfortunately a combination of journalistic integrity and the writers immeasurable personal humility prevent that particular revelation, at this particular time.
This is Frank’s mum for News at Simmal at the Home of Aluminium
23/10/2009
Enter the Dragon
No not the name of some new gay porn film loosely based on the hit BBC2 TV series but Dragons Den Heart throb James Caan caught trying to hitch a lift aboard the Simmal band wagon. James was spotted loitering close to a Simmal vehicle recently (said vehicle having successfully just made another on time delivery to a happy customer) and was over heard attempting to entice passers-by to photograph him with our vehicle as a backdrop. Legendary driver Barry the Milkman Hollinshead however stops for no man and certainly no dragon, telling James “I’ll tell you where I am, trying to sell photos of yourself by my truck is a flawed business idea, you have totally over valued it, you are not investable, and I’m oot …… “
This is Lucia LBW Westhead our TV Correspondent for News at Simmal at the Home of Aluminium
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