Simmal Blog
November 2009
22/11/2009
Guns & Cadbury's Roses
“Sweet child of mine” Axle Cheers and his entourage breezed into the office on Friday in aid of Children in Need 2009. No throwing TV’s out of the office window for this Rocker (it was too heavy), no groupies (well not that we saw) no solvent abuse (well he was spotting taking some herbal tea) and definitely no visits to Rehab (he said ah no no no). Axle along with the good groupies I mean ladies of Simmal had a host of fund raising events planned in support of Children in Need 2009 as in previous years, and a good amount of cash was raised. However a campaign by the writer amongst others championing for a similar event to be held showing support for Post Menopausal Men in Need (in need of what was never quite clear) fell on less receptive ears
This is Lucia LBW Westhead our media and menopausal men correspondent for News at Simmal at the Home of Aluminium
01/11/2009
Oh he must have been a beautiful baby
Tension continued to rise today amid allegations that the charity lead beautiful baby competition, held at the Home of Aluminium was indeed more rigged than an Afghan election. Sources revealed earlier today that head Judge Hamid Karzai has now indeed been reported to Off tel, Off com, Off wat, Off side and Off me trolley. An on line poll has been set up with voters able to vote for “baby D” (the ugly one on the left) or “Baby F” the very pretty one on the right. Current voting is 475,000 for baby F against 1 for Baby D (thank you a Mrs R from Lancashire). Not since the expenses scandal has public opinion been so incensed. Well known baby expert Neil Hamilton AKA world’s cleverest man was equally enraged, “one lives in a world of unfairness, but not since Will Young pipped Gareth Gates to steal the inaugural Pop Idol series has such an injustice been served” chirped the great man..
This is Lucia LBW Westhead with Breaking News, for News at Simmal at the Home of Aluminium
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