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Dedicated to Rachel Mayo

As regular readers of the blog will know if there is one thing we won’t have any truck with it is overt sexism. So with that in mind, when it was brought to our attention by a gaggle of giggling nursies that serious nail damage was being incurred when operating life saving equipment, we had to act immediately. “Dolly damsels in distress” this called for none other than Neil Hamilton AKA world’s cleverest man to conduct an in depth risk assessment and save the day for the cuticled cuties. The great man identified an inadequate turning mechanism on the valves in question, weaved his mercurial even “manicurial” magic and designed and prototyped a solution in three days, see photo alongside. It wasn’t long before the feckless fillies were back to doing what they do best, ignoring patient needs and gossiping around the nurse’s station.

This is Umdabanigie Sitholy our National Health spokesman, for News at Simmal at the Home of Aluminium