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Breaking News Chinese Extruder unveils new Fabrication facility

The Whywesokwap Metal Company today revealed their new state of the art CNC machining facility and Chinese Takeaway. Located conveniently near to the mythical road of Long Shong Po the facility boasts 3000 square feet of factory space and a work force of 180,000 migrant workers. Company spokesman Why We Lie said…”we are vewwy happy weed de pwogwess we have made in de qwarity and de dewivery we now ownery sic week rate on average. Dis hue investerament of twenty tree dollar will purus in po powsisheun in Chineee extwusion” Local competitor Ying Tong Yiddley I Po Metals and Chineee Takeaway were not so happy; company spokesman Jackie Chan saying..”Dis so no fair… how can we compee wid so much investerament, we no Manchester Seety we go buss again, get shot again and have ore dee internow owgans harvey-stead for which westerner again"

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This is a follow up article to news/2009/08/

This is Song Jiang our Chinese correspondent for News at Simmal at the Home of Aluminium