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It’s official

Yes it`s true(ish) we are now the biggest and best website in the world*. More hits than Ebay, more entertaining than You Tube and more reliable on delivery than Amazon (most of the time) Statistics generated by Neil Hamilton, AKA world`s cleverest man, pictured left, confirmed this in a press release today. A spokesperson for the great man promised many new and exciting developments for 2007. Please note that for the purposes of the exercise the world is defined as anywhere falling within the PR5 post coded area.

This is Charlotte Salt, IT Correspondent, for News at Simmal, Preston