Simmal News
March 2007
29/03/2007
Whats the connection between Corinne and Man United... they both got 3 points last Saturday
Corinne Abram our esteemed SOM in the early hours of Saturday AM, was stopped by a friendly member of the local constabulary, for illegal use of her mobile phone. Corinne at the time, which in her defence was 2.00 am, was resolving a logistics issue with an export related job. Whilst we applaud her dedication and commitment, we as community stalwarts can in no way endorse criminal activity of any kind. Corinne is pictured left laughing and joking with the aforementioned law enforcement officer.
23/03/2007
Horse dopes rider in reverse ringing scandal
Susan Simmon’s, FD, accomplished horsewoman and far and away almost the best show jumper on site was at the centre of a ringing scandal earlier today when veterinary officials swooped following a tip off alleging steroid abuse on Zippa pictured left. Check out the blog over the weekend for an update on this breaking news.
12/03/2007
Student season at the Home of Aluminium
Most people see students (a student pictured left) as beer swilling tax dodging layabouts with personal hygiene issues. We don`t... we see them as our future customers, just going through a beer swilling tax dodging unwashed layabout kind of a phase. As such we get lots of enquiries from them and it is really encouraging to see the next generation of product designers and their ideas... we salute you all.
12/03/2007
Breaking news from Red Rose country
Dewsbury goes organic...if you read one article on the blog this year, read this one, check later in the week as Tony goes green... altogether now
♫ Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Glue a hamster to your phone
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Tone ♫
**No hamsters were harmed in this production
08/03/2007
The Queen Katherine School Kendal....the home of c
This without doubt makes everything worthwhile, all the very best to Alice and to all the students at Queen Katherine:
"To Frank, I received the anodised aluminum today and it is exactly as I imagined. I cannot wait to start making my xylophone so my design will become a reality. My teachers are all amazed and overwhelmed with the help you have given me in order to be able to get the materials within my budget. The colours are perfect and are exactly the same as in my design. I really appreciate all the help that you and your company have given me in producing my materials for my A -level Design project. I will keep in touch and send you pictures when my project is complete. Thank you for all your help."
Alice Cannon
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