Simmal News

Breaking news - Simmal pin up to become tax doging layabout

Gorgeous heart breaker Charlotte Salt is off to University to research Elector caloric Nanotechnology and its impact on the carbon footprint at PHD level under the stewardship of Neil Hamilton, AKA world’s cleverest man. Whilst most gap year students head for more exotic climates, the lure of Walton Summit proved too much for the Lancashire lovely. Hot tottie Charlotte will be sadly missed by all, but mostly by one, no names, no pack drill no boy straighteners mentioned. Charlotte is pictured left shortly after winning the annual “Slimmal” award, being the Simmal slimming award, catchy eh? We wish her the very very best for the future.