Simmal News
May 2008
14/05/2008
Congratulations
Well done to Jenny Atkins for her successful completion of a sponsored run at the week end. Perfect ten Jen, raised a much valued £300.00 towards Breast Cancer Awareness and is pictured with her commemorative medal…we're proud of you.
11/05/2008
New Report Analyzes the Marketing Strategies and Major Players of the Chinese Aluminium Extrusion Industry
DUBLIN, Ireland--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Research and Markets has announced the addition of Aluminium Extrusion Industry in China to their offering. By the end of 2000, the production of primary aluminium in China has reached 2,817,000MT/year, next only to that of the USA and Russia. The Chinese have shown to the world their fast pace in developing aluminium downstream products by fully utilizing their domestic resources. Aluminium fabrication has become one of the most important industries in China.
09/05/2008
Breaking News
Simmal top undercover investigative reporter Jacqui McIntyre-Newton, trailed reclusive testosterone infused debaucher T Bone Rawlings to his reclusive high altitude training camp yesterday. T Bone known more for his nocturnal exertions was filmed during an aggressive early morning workout as the accompanying video attests to. T Bone fresh from a six month hibernation and on a strict vegan diet, looked calm, he looked relaxed, he looked very much the man in form. Rumours of anabolic steroid abuse were given short shrift during an impromptu press call...a tight lipped spokesman from Team T Bone, said “Tony is not about to compromise years of dedicated training by using banned substances, and anyway it said on the bottle that they could affect performance “in other areas”
This is Jacqui McIntyre-Newton, our top undercover investigative reporter for News at Simmal at the Home of Aluminium
Disclaimer no harm has been done to any animals in the making of this report.
09/05/2008
Unsolicted praise...is praise indeed
Apologies for the delay in responding to you. Just a follow up note to say a big thank you to you and your team for providing the aluminium parts at such very short notice....it was greatly appreciated. The testing phase proved to be sucessful, and I have no doubt that you and your team helped us to complete this important task.Please would you pass on my personnel thanks to all those involved, and I look forward to discussing business with you again in the near future.
Kind Regards,
Mr Richard Francis
Director
Intelligent Lighting Technologies Ltd
07/05/2008
Gladiators Ready...well one is
Definition of athletic physical perfection Jennifer Atkins
Definition of athletic physical imperfection Tony T Bone Rawlings…so what do these to have in common? Both are on the scrounge, sorry raising money for worthy causes using nothing but their athletic prowess. Now Jen being a perfect ten will have no problem with a gruelling 150 mile uphill run carrying a 50kg rucksack, duffle coat spot spot bottle of pop sausage roll old ma Riley and her calf…and still look fantastic. Aging lothario T Bone noted more for his horizontal exertions however is choosing the more leisurely approach opting for a circuitous amble around the balmy picture book hillsides of southern Salop…shame on him. Full pics to follow. T Bone is pictured right caught cheating with one foot over the starting line.
This is Jacqui Newton our fund raising correspondent for News at Simmal at the Home of Aluminium
05/05/2008
Britain's Power of Aluminium Awards
Volvo Cars came out top in Britain's Power of Aluminium Awards for the company's new load-anchoring system installed in the new XC70 and V70. "The system with its embedded eyelets is unique. It means a lot to Volvo Cars that we have won this award," says Karin Lejonbäck, group manager at the Interior & Climate department.
01/05/2008
♫ I want to ride my bicycle ♫
Ok, who is pretty, likes to wear pig tails, dress in girly girl clothes and demonstrates their green credentials though the medium of pedal power…no not Barry the Milkman, it’s the one, the only, Middleton Cheney’s favourite daughter Ella Markham.. Ella is seen training for the 2014 Olympics and avoiding £1.20 a litre fuel charge to boot…quick get her in the transport department....
This is Jacqui Newton, our environmental correspondent for News at Simmal at the Home of Aluminium
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