Simmal News

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Simmal are delighted to announce the elevation of Lucia Westhead to first line management in the general office. Lucia pictured left shortly after she tragically lost her right arm in a drunken fight with a sober crocodile. A graduate of the University of Wyomolay Lucia (LB to her friend, note no s)got a double first in stand up comedy and computational linguistics. Charitable Lucia lists amongst her many hobbies, visiting hospices, creosoting fences for elderly relatives, elderly friends and neigbours, and helping them make their wills. Footnote, the crocodile unfortunately died of food poisoning shortly thereafter

This is Neil Hamilton Crocodile Hunter for News at Simmal at the home of all things bright and beautiful