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Lets get the party started

Desperate Scouse wife and everyone’s favourite Liver Bird, Ranglet’s very own Emma Daly celebrated a milestone birthday recently with nineteen thousand seven hundred and fifty six close friends and family. Protocol is such that we never divulge a ladies age, so no deviation from that in telling everybody, she hit the grand old age of 30..Party girl Emma heard the day previously screeching “ arr ay yous if they don’t throw a surprise party for me I’ll eat me hat like” had all her birthday dreams come true, when the cake was rolled in, see attached . She had originally order a car shaped one, but the wheels and hub caps had been stolen when it was left unattended for five minutes…

This is Gary Neville for News at Simmal at The Home of Aluminium ...and celebration